Me

Have you seen my stick,

It's pink and sometimes hard,

I post because I'm not ashamed of it.

You can hold me if you ask

Though I might say no still.

If it's stiff it doesn't mean I'm interested,

I'm not going to say when

But if I want to be with you

I hope you'll know when.

Hard and ready am I,

I've not been with a guy in years

So please take it slow

When proceeding to

Enter me.